no pocky for kitty

why is it so hard to find a home for a sweetheart kitty these days?
I placed an ad on petfinder dotcom and that proved to be a completely fruitless effort.
after getting two bogusey responses I went to look back at my ad and couldn't even find it.
so lame!
I eventually got one more bogus response. no real ones. all it did was piss me off.
here they are for your scrutiny (keep in mind the ad was placed from las vegas, nv):

#1
Hi, I just came across your ad on Petfinder and I would love to get some additional information and a photo. I live in Dallas Texas and Ive been trying to find the right pet to add to our family. I cant believe that with pet overpopulation the way it is that I'm
unable to find what I'm looking for locally. I guess that's a good thing. I travel a lot for business and would like my wife to have a companion at home. I look forward to your reply. Sincerely

Kerry.

#2
How are you doing with your adorable pet? i am responding to your advert placement on Pet- Finder.com concerning your re homing of your pet for adoption...I am highly interested in adopting your pet for my family because we don't have any pet we are rearing for now in the house..so I will urge you to consider my family for the adoption especially for Kerry celebration that is approaching.. she we be adding a year to her age soon and i really want to adopt a pet for her ...more so I will need some vital information from you about the pet. Are you the actual owner of the pet? when last did the pet visit the veteran doctor for medical check up and also i want you to get back to me as soon as you can with the last asking price for the adorable pet and what he or she like eating most...I will be looking to hear back from you.....I will also like some photos of the pet if it available...

Hope to hear back from you soon.....

Mathew Theodore

and wonderful #3
With sound of good health. Am a family orientated woman and want to seek for your indulgence on your loving pet.Am Michelle Lawson by name.I reside in Beverly Hills CA with my husband,my 13 yrs old daughter and we live in our own owned house. I can assure you a loving and hospitality home for your pet.My family will love to give your pet a loving home and not only a lovely home, also as a member of the family which means the pet will be treated like our child Could you be kind enough to give me an appraisal of it:
Health records/present health condition?
your last asking price ahead of time?
Am not here to bargain, rather I'll make the best offer. Because i know the value of pet and my daughter can't wait to see the pet in the house.looking
forward to hear from you.Have a pleasant morning
Stay Blessed

Mrs Lawson


Pets become a part of our hearts-
we adopt them as family right from the start.
We cast all our love on their kind, gentle souls, but, like you and I- they
too, grow old.
When we grow tired and weary, God gave us a choice- we have doctor's and
care, but our pets have no voice.
We may understand why we're changing this way, but a creature's language is
shown in his actions each day.
What they do with their bodies, how they act towards a friend- is their way
of saying their time's at an end.
And, as wonderful a gift as our "Free Will" can be, It pains us to choose
our loved pet's destiny.
When we see them in pain, our hearts say one thing- when we see them lash
out, we deny what truth rings.
For we don't want to lose the precious one that we've loved- but like humans
on earth they'll live on up above.
Oh. I know how you weep at making this choice- as you speak for your pet as
he has no voice.
You are kind, you are loving, and I know you have tried- to ration and
reason with the truth that's inside.
No one said life was easy, of this we can say- and I know you're heart's
breaking on this tragic day.
But, trust in your heart what your instincts have said- That God is guiding
you amongst all your dread.
I weep for you now as I know your heart aches- but my love is with you as
your decision you make.
God gave you the gift of some wonderful years- with a pet who was healthy
and healed many tears.
But now it's his time, for he's not the same pet- and I say this with
sadness, with tears and regret.
"For every thing there's a season," remember, and then, "A place for every
purpose, under Heaven."

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does anyone have a clue as to why the first guy's name is Kerry and then the 2nd email references "Kerry celebration that is approaching" ? a little too odd, i think.